RIDICULING THE APOCALYPSE

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The first band of Mark Arm - Before Green River, before Mudhoney! First-ever vinyl edition, limited to 500 copies. Includes Todd Why?'s original drawings, the wrecked EPP car, rehearsal and live photographs, Craig Joyce's extensive band history and Jo Smitty's track-by-track notes. Before grunge was a genre, it was an insult Mark Arm wrote about his own band: "Pure grunge! Pure noise! Pure shit!". That band was MR. EPP AND THE CALCULATIONS. Conceived in a math class at Bellevue Christian High School in 1978 as a completely imaginary group, MR. EPP eventually became one of the strangest, most confrontational and deliberately antagonistic acts in Seattle's early underground. It was Mark Arm's first band. Steve Turner joined during its final phase; Arm and Turner would soon form Green River and later reunite in Mudhoney. But Ridiculing the Apocalypse is far more than a piece of Seattle prehistory. This is not polite archaeology for completists. It is the sound of suburban teenagers turning musical ineptitude into an aesthetic weapon: serrated, collapsing guitars, hardcore velocity, lurching post-punk rhythms, industrial abrasion, free-jazz saxophone and enough black humour to destroy any trace of punk-rock solemnity. Instead of learning to play properly, MR. EPP learned how to use distortion, repetition, awkwardness and confrontation as a language of their own. Their songs take aim at uniformed hardcore punks, Reagan-era patriotism, the Moral Majority, militarism, police authority, suburban privilege, college life and nuclear annihilation, while never sparing their own scene or themselves. "Mohawk Man" was a vicious attack on those who had reduced hardcore to a pose and a dress code. The song reached number one on the influential Los Angeles radio show Rodney on the ROQ, while their 1982 EP Of Course I'm Happy, Why? was reviewed in the very first issue of Maximum Rocknroll, which praised its strange structures, cynicism and intelligence. Originally issued on CD in 1996, Ridiculing the Apocalypse now receives its first-ever vinyl edition. BANG! Records and Jo Smitty have reshaped the anthology into a concentrated sixteen-track LP, newly remastered for vinyl by Sergio Delgado in Madrid in 2026. It includes the complete Of Course I'm Happy, Why? EP, the band's most essential studio recordings and two live tracks captured at Seattle's Metropolis. The packaging completes the document: Todd Why?'s original drawings, the wrecked EPP car, rehearsal and live photographs, Craig Joyce's extensive band history and Jo Smitty's track-by-track notes. Nothing has been cleaned up or rewritten into respectable rock history. The entire edition retains the photocopied, basement-made, fanzine-and-rented-hall aesthetic that defined MR. EPP. Limited edition of 500 copies on black vinyl. Essential for followers of Mudhoney, Green River, Flipper, early American hardcore, post-punk and outsider noise - and for anyone who wants to hear Seattle before it became an industry. Not a footnote. Not a novelty. The sound of a band turning ridicule into method.