Personal Trainer
Human Assholes LP
Bella Union · SKU: BELLA1712V
Preorder • 04 Sept 2026
Tracklist
16 tracks- 1Marvin's Curtain UpNo preview
- 10Human AssholesNo preview
- 11Rim ShotNo preview
- 12Event HorizonNo preview
- 13TempoNo preview
- 14Tyres SkidNo preview
- 15Object PermanenceNo preview
- 16Letter From The Scentless RealmNo preview
- 2Scrambled EggNo preview
- 3Punch Drunk LoveNo preview
- 4BoneNo preview
- 5MopingNo preview
- 6Places!No preview
- 7The BurrowsNo preview
- 8Barely GuillaumeNo preview
- 9HoleNo preview
Description
For the past decade, Personal Trainer has served as the ever-evolving creative outlet for frontman and songwriter Willem Smit, growing from Amsterdam's underground scene into an internationally successful touring band An electrifying force in modern indie rock, Personal Trainer blend sharp wit, chaotic energy, and irresistible hooks. Their upcoming third album Human Assholes balances playful absurdity with a quiet undercurrent of doubt, Smit has been ever reluctant as the quote unquote frontman of a band.




